6 reviews by Furious Gorge..
SpellCaster
2012-12-06
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
You are a sad little man, John Yi or whatever your name is. I hope you get AIDS for Christmas by immaculate infection. You deserve it.
Rating:
n/a
Light Corridor
2012-08-30
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
Are you a professional game reviewer or something, Walter? Take your Obama elitism over to IGN.
Rating:
n/a
Spider Man
2012-06-10
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
Well, Spring is coming to a close and I now have at least a dozen tick bites on my junk. Simply lying on dry ground in a sunlit, wooded area for a few minutes will have several of the little buggers crawling on you. You can then put them down your pants (if you are wearing any) and carry on about your business. If you feel them straying away from the target area, put them back on it. Don't make them feel threatened! They seem to prefer the testicles to the penis, unfortunately. The one bite I have on my dickhead looks pretty gnarly. It has been a fun way to pass the time, that's for sure.
Rating:
n/a
Spider Man
2011-12-20
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
A deer tick bit me on my nutsack a few years ago. I didn't develop any special powers, unfortunately, but I did get an extremely arousing sensation whenever I scratched the bitten area (my right, herniated testicle). Now, every time spring rolls around, I debate whether to place any ticks that I find on my person or pets on my genitals. Getting them to bite the desired area is quite a challenge, which is probably why I don't bother with it as much as I'd like to.
Rating:
n/a
Running Battle
2011-12-14
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
Have you seen chloroform porn where the guy shaves her before fucking? Pure zen, except that he is still shaking after subduing his prey. Don't cut her snatch, man!
Rating:
n/a
Running Battle
2011-12-13
From:
Furious Gorge
Comments:
JAV (Japan Adult Video) is the best porn. The girls are super hot and their tits are always real. I also like that they don't often speak as they're fucking. American porn has WAAYYY too much blabbing. If one person (the chick) was always unconscious through the duration of a fuck scene, I would totally be on board. That brings up a sub-genre of JAV that I really enjoy, chloroform rape! It can be a bit creepy though, even if it is staged.
Rating:
n/a